Golden Boy Wins Again!!
Today I received a call from Shirl informing me that they will NOT be joining my family for our traditional Christmas dinner we've been doing for years now. They will be having a late breakfast at Golden Boys home and its just too much for them to have me come pick them up, feed them, spend time with them and return them. She also said she hopes my feelings aren't hurt but she loves Golden Boy more than me! This is not the first time this has happened to me. Golden Boy always wins! No, I'm sorry Silver Girl but we can't be with you because Golden Boy might call us and invite us over is something I have heard from Shirl's voice more than once. Damn you Golden Boy.....damn you!
Sincerely,
Silver Girl
Lol rofl lol. At least you're not the red headed silver girl!
ReplyDeletePretty sure its the cylindrical shape of GB's head. It is more pleasing than pumpkin shaped.
DeleteHa ha ha ha ha!! Yep..The youngest is the best!! The head shape thing could be true also. I am sorry Silver Girl, that you inherited my pumpkin head. If it was more bullet shaped, you might be in better favor! I, for one, am laffin my a$$ off!!!
ReplyDeleteOne thing for sure; Silver Girl can write! Probably one of the funniest things I've read. Like I told you on the phone today SG; Shirl was not happy with me last night. But, she did apologize today to the GB. I can't help it. It is my bullet head. Pretty sure. I can bring Shirl and Chuck to your sweater infested abode in my Flaming Entourage, Christmas afternoon. It is an option. Then you could take them home in your.....Mazda.
ReplyDeleteYES...well....we've all had to live with icky being highly esteemed. Erica, laughed my head off. You put things so well. But you have to admit, he is kinda loveable and that includes his cute little (big) bubblehead.
ReplyDeleteoh and did I mention, I like, I mean LOVE your vest. Where did you get it? I must have one.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much Ann. Have Kent run you over to the dump and I bet you'll be able to find one just like it! :)
ReplyDeleteLast fall when we went to the Monteview dump to see Uncle Gaylord, I saw a sweater just like E's hanging on the dump sign!!!...oh wait....no...oh....never mind...I guess it was just a dead cat someone had hung on there. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteActually, speaking of the dump and sweaters, a few years back I had a favorite sweater that i wore alot and I took it off at a rental house we were cleaning and gutting out and hung it on the vacuum cleaner handle. In the meantime, our hired man was throwing garbage and such out the door onto a trailer. Why he thought my sweater was garbage, I don't know. But out it went with the garbage to the dump. I was devastated. I went to the dump and talked to Gaylord but he had already pushed things around and buried it all. I was ready to go lookin. I have never gotten over losing my sweater. It is now in the dump, buried somewhere. A perfectly beautiful sweater.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah,,,it must have been a really nice sweater if your hired man from a third world country thought it should go to the dump. Ha ha! If it was so nice, how come Gaylord didnt jump down outta his big tractor and grab it when he obviously saw it as it was rolling around in the garbage. Sounds like he did Kent a favor!..ha ha!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should check the shop over at Gaylord's place. I hear he has become quite the pack rat since he's been workin at the dump. He may have lied to you Ann, and he's sitting in his recliner right now, smoking a cigar and wearing your sweater.
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